MINI Rules of the Road
Rule #1. Always park next to another MINI.
Rule #2. Wave hello to fellow MINI drivers.
Rule #3. Give your MINI a name.
Rule #4. No two MINI should be alike (it’s an extension of your personality).
Rule #5. Treat SUV drivers with compassion.
Rule #6. Put away the middle finger.
Rule #7. Embrace the MINI community.
Rule #8. Find a copilot who’s ready for adventure.
Rule #9. Admire your MINI (an over-the-shoulder glance as you walk away, is perfectly normal).
Rule #37. Always be ready to rally.
MINI USA Rules of the Road